What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How many couples swap wives?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What are some photos of masturbation?

Goldfinger

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

How can I watch porn on TikTok?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What do you wear when you are alone at home?

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why are white women so overly emotional?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

When does a woman know she is cumming?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What role did China play in the signing of the "Beijing Declaration" between Fatah and Hamas? What other information is worth noting for talks among Palestinian factions in Beijing?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

Why do people who aren't trans feel the need to put pronouns next to their name or picture? It seems so cringeworthy to me, to participate in that SJW paradigm of thought, like they are a spineless person who just goes along with the trends.

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How is cultural invasion being carried out by Bollywood?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd